Deadpan office raccoon illustration on a clean white jar — a lightly absurd, watercolor-style candle that pairs muted humor with a cozy scent. The artwork shows a bespectacled raccoon in a blazer behind a cluttered desk with a laptop, files, and a tiny stapler, captioned in clipped corporate lingo to match the “Unhinged Animal Bureaucracy” trend. The design’s muted palette and understated deadpan caption make this candle a subtle nod to office life; it reads like a quiet inside joke on your desk or shelf while the chosen scent (select from 12 options) fills the room.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar
- Reusable glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items.